Reasons (Humour)

WARNING!!!

This note is not for the weak hearted. Persons who's mental psychology does not exceed the age of 16 should close your eyes and turn back now.

Read at own risk!

75 Reasons to have sex

Co-Written by:

Vania Angelus Ascensao

 BabyMay BitterSweet Alpajora 

& Anonymous Male Insight

1. Practice

2. Sex Education

3. To keep warm

4. "I was bored..."

5. Condoms about to expire

6. Nothing good on TV

7. A scene in a Horror Flick ("And then we were murdered")

8. The janitor's closet seemed fun

9. To experiment

10. To get a job

11. Peer Pressure

12. "I was depressed" (Anti-Depressant)

13. Wanted to feel closer to God

14. Seemed like good exercise

15. Wanted to see what all the fuss was about

16. To get a promotion

17. Gotta Get Paid

18. Stuck in elevator

19. It's raining

20. Partner won't go down on you

21. Wanted to even the score with a cheating partner (Revenge)

22. Detention was boring

23. Wanted to burn calories

24. The maid was bending over

25. The dog looked horny

26. Needed a wheelbarrow

27. Math Class 3x23

28. New Bed Test Drive

29. R-Kelly pissed on you

30. "I fell..." o.O

31. "It's the new high"

32. Wanted to communicate at a 'deeper' level

33. Yoga Class (Needed to stretch)

34. For Inspiration

35. "I was ‘in the heat of the moment.’ =P"

36. Lost a bet

37. "It just happened."

38. "It just seemed like ‘the thing to do.’ -_-"

39. Tryna create a new species

40. Blue Balls =/

41. Someone dared you

42. Get out of jail free card

43. Need petrol

44. Need comfort

45. Roommate is out of town

46. Keepin' up with the neighbors

47. To change the subject

**snap this is gettin hard**

... HA! Got the next 1!

48. It got Hard

49. Celebration

50. To break sibling's bed / break bed / get new bed

51. Waterbed Test drive

52. Model new Lingerie

53. On the rebound

54. To get rid of aggression

55. Make up sex

56. Break up sex

57. "I was under the influence of drugs." or "I was drunk."

58. The person was famous and you want to be able to say "I had sex with him/her."

59. To make someone else jealous

60. Was feeling lonely

61. Competing with someone else to ‘‘get the person.’’

62. It’s fun

63. "To defy my parents."

64. Wanted to act out a fantasy

65. Wanted to reaffirm your sexual orientation

66. "I got ‘carried away.’ =P"

67. Wanted to see what it would be like to have sex while stoned

68. Stress Relief

69. To give someone else a STD (sexually transmitted disease)

70. Wanted to say ‘‘I’ve missed you.’’, "I'm Sorry.", "Thank You." or "Goodbye."

71. "To defy my vampire boyfriend."

72. To Reproduce

73. Because you're in a hotel

74. "Love" (Infatuation)

75. ♥ Love ♥