Things to do at the KFC Drivethrough to make the attendant think you're Insane! (Humour)

35 THINGS TO DO AT THE KFC DRIVETHROUGH TO MAKE THE ATTENDANT THINK YOU'RE INSANE

1. Say "Amen" after you say your order.

2. Order a large cheese pizza.

3. Terminate the order by saying, "Remember, we never had this conversation." and then drive off.

4. Tell the attendant a rival fast food place is down the street and you're going with the lowest bidder.

5. When you take your order say "surprise me!"

6. Answer their questions with questions.

8. Sing your order.

9. Spell out your order.

10. Talk about your social life.

11. Tell the attendant you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

12. Change your accent every three seconds.

13. After ordering say "and once your done throw it out and do it again cuz you won't get it right the first time!"

14. Ask to rent a burger.

15. Ask if there is a warrantee on your meal.

16. Ask if you get to keep the bag. When they say "yes" start crying with happiness and call your whole family to tell them the big news.

17. Tell them to double-check to make sure your burger is, in fact, dead.

18. Order just one fry.

19. Order two different meals and then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

20. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

21. Take a picture of the person at the window.

22. Hand the person at the window a box of pizza and say, "that will be P57.95"

23. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

24. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

24. When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

25. Bargain with the price.

26. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that burger.

27. Wear a detective suit and pass the person at the window a breifcase and then drive off.

28. Ask if the burger has had it's shots.

29. Don't say a word. Just stare.

30. Tell them you are a vegetarian trying to break the habit and then order a burger.

31. Ask for chicken nuggets without the chicken

32. Start playing peek-a-boo with the attendant then refer to then as mommy or daddy and say that its storytime and you don't wanna go to bed.

33. Talk like a robot and recruit the guy at the window to take over the world

34. When you get to the window, hit the order taker with a water balloon and just sit and stare at them

35. Order a double patty beef burger. When you get to the window, take your food, take a big bite out of it, spit it out then accuse the attendant of puttin too much meat in it then demand for a new burger with less meat. Repeat until the burger is meatless, then smile and drive away. LoL!