25 THINGS TO DO AT HOME TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOUR INSANE!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say "good morning sunshine!"
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you... Literally!
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
16. Give yourself a swirly
17. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun!!! It's dying!!!"
18. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
19. Run in circles
20. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times
21. Pretend to beat yourself up
22. Pretend To have just Super glued your finger up your nose and scream at your parents heads for help
23. Lay face down and chant like an native Indian American tribe
24. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"
25. Switch the light button on & off for a while then say, "OHH! I get it!!!"
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