Things to do in The Movie House to make the other people think you're Insane! (Humour)

21 THINGS TO DO IN THE MOVIE HOUSE TO MAKE THE OTHER PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE INSANE!

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

4. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

5. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

6. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

7. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some 'Juicy Fruit' for you asthma.

8. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

9. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

10. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

11. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

12. Tell the person selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.

13. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

14. Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman!Hahaha!" and run away.

15. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

16. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friendalready is.

17. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

18. Get there early so you can count the seats then spill water on all of them but your own!

19. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

20. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!

21. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Enjoy! ;)