Things to do in a Department Store to make the other shoppers think you're Insane! (Humour)

10 THINGS TO DO IN A DEPARTMENT STORE TO MAKE THE OTHER SHOPPERS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!!

1. Stack 27 boxes of tampons in your arms (Each Of You) & put them in random guys carts, when they aren't looking of course!

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms.

3. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

4. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other

shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

6. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

8. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume

the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

10. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

HAVE FUN!!! ^_^